If you don’t want to see semi-naked women, or listen to me ramble on about personal stories (not related to semi-naked women: I wouldn’t do that to you), then don’t read this post.

Otherwise:

These are some of the sites I stumbled on when I did a google image search for ‘cutting off the top part of my face’.

It is hard to consider this first one porn, because it looks more like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers to me. But then, there are probably some furries of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers variety. The colors really are amazing. I tried asphyxiation once. I got a headache and a headbutt.

Anyway, Welcome to Rubber Eva:

And the other image I found with that search was this one. Also border-line:

^{wounded, out of the hospital and standing upright, by cherryvega}

I got a concussion once, too. It was cool. I forgot my birthday, the names of all of my friends, kept calling ‘Shelly’, ‘Alyssa” (my dead sister), and was really really intrigued by the fact that ’sleigh’ and ’slay’ sat right next to each other in my brain, yet meant such totally different things.

But twelve hours later, when i still felt incredibly simpul, I started to worry that I would be this way forever, and got really freaked out. I couldn’t do math for a week; had to send my statistician/research assistant home for the week because I simply could not discuss the findings with him.

I remember when I first hit the water and got the concussion, I got this cool, light, bright green slippery giddy feeling that welled up through my body to my head. I felt really silly and happy and didn’t realize until a few hours later once we had hiked down to bottom of the mountain that I had become deranged and dumb and forgetful.