I even used a <center> tag for old times sake. If it still works, does this mean Zeldman was wrong? Man, I don’t even remember what w3c stands for anymore? Why aren’t we allowed to use tables, again? Oh yeah, cuz we are real men coding caveman not newbies using golive or frontpage. Is all that code crap just the same old if she would look behind my exterior she’d see how great i really am.

Wow, all these old references are making me woozy. Which reminds me what annoys me about most “new media art”: it’s mostly 1999 web art stuff that learned to shut the fuck up and finally got a gallery. Or it’s 1999 net art stuff realized using real live people or automatic google printout to knitting machine or 3d rapid prototyper.

Well, I can’t say I am all that pleased with the stopmotion animation of my latest camouflage. Jerky, cropped too tight, and the light keeps changing. I was envisioning this camo spreading from the walls to the wood to the TVset, even over a sleeping person. I will definitely do this in the future, but I need to figure out my lighting and cropping first.

Anyways, here it is:

plutant

TEN SAN SAPUN MED I MLEKO

This is a trace of an actual hair/nail care sign I saw in Pristina, Kosovo.

the only reason skulls will never be our only monuments is because plastic lasts longer.

displosable (internet edit)

<BGSOUND src="http://www.christopher-robbins.com/displosable/baywatch.mid">

copied from this truck. i think i need to build it.