So if I end up settling in NYC after all, I’ll need a bike again. And I’d love to make my own, especially out of bamboo (saw these at the Adlrich and they are v. lovable, even for a bike luddit like me) but they cost a grand, and are probably fixed gear or something trency like that (when I don’t want to say a term I think it outdated, I just morph it a bit so I can pretend it’s a newer, hipper version of it. I mean, a hypeler version.) Plus they probably get stolt, and I’ve always avoided thievery by riding a clunky 18 year old girls bike in seafoam green, until i couldn’t fit it in the uhaul and abandoned it on the streets of PVD.

Which I have renamed POV.

You know, on account of fantasticinternets.net

Wait? Was that what it was called?

Anyway, so I’ll prolly just buy an ugly old 15 speed bike from craigohs afterallllllllllllllllllllllllll