I need a bucket - preferably one of those classic metal ones - and a fish - preferably still flopping, necessarily more than 10″ long - by Friday morning.
I am one of the displaced of Mason/Mercury/Smoke and am in need of this stuff for a replacement crit Friday AM to undue an Incomplete! Does this ad work better with or without that last line? I mean, I’m all for short and sweet but I thought if I ended with pathos you might not just think this is a joke.
Because it is not.
I do need a fish and a bucket. And I will pay upwards of $10 for it.